I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
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He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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