i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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