I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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