Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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