I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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