guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
