Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
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If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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