How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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