Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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