If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Randomize
