u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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