Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
We left the knife in your bed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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