all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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