Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
