Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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