I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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