it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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