I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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