she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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