Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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