you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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