You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Alive.
So much puke
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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