i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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