Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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