Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
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watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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