y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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