Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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