He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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