I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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