what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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