If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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