So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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