I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
It's blow job season.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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