He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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