my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I had to cum in my sink.
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