I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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