i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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