Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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