I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
