every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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