I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
