she was so not down for the gang bang
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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