yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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