Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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