The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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