He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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