Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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