i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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