i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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