I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
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