if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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