I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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