I wish i was in the wii world.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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