Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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